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SEAHAWK NEWS REVIEW

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The Draft is over and here is our are new employees
1 - 15 (15) Seattle Dominique Bensen DE Southern Methodist
2 - 14 (46) Seattle Kenyon Dabbs CB Virginia Tech
3 - 15 (79) Seattle Kennedy Gray ILB Auburn
3 - 28 (92) Seattle Steven Harriman CB Boston College
4 - 14 (110) Seattle Harry Bumpers DT Vanderbilt
5 - 15 (143) Seattle Clarence Knox RB Rutgers
7 - 15 (207) Seattle Scottie Kaplan WR Penn State
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1 - 9 (9) Seattle * Jaire Alexander CB Western Michigan
1 - 27 (27) Seattle * Minkah Fitzpatrick S Virginia Tech
2 - 28 (60) Seattle * Rashaan Gaulden S Catawba
4 - 28 (124) Seattle * Marcell Ateman WR Tennessee
5 - 27 (155) Seattle * Da'Sean Downey DE San Diego State
7 - 22 (214) Seattle * Adam Breneman TE Notre Dame
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1 - 9 (9) Seattle * Jaire Alexander CB Western Michigan
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1 - 27 (27) Seattle * Minkah Fitzpatrick S Virginia Tech
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2 - 28 (60) Seattle * Rashaan Gaulden S Catawba
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4 - 28 (124) Seattle * Marcell Ateman WR Tennessee
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5 - 27 (155) Seattle * Da'Sean Downey DE San Diego State
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7 - 22 (214) Seattle * Adam Breneman TE Notre Dame
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This may turn out good...shhhhh. We will discuss it Thursday!
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PREVIEW 2033 SEASON
The 2032 Season ended disappointingly in Washington DC.
The score Redskins 23 Seahawks 17
The temperature was a balmy 57degrees not bad for the upper East of Merica in December!
As the Flight reached cruising altitude, Clown sipped his Ice Tea and shoved handfuls of popcorn into his face. The extra butter on the popcorn, sticking to his fingers, angrily wiping it off on his crisp white cotton shirt, his Armani tie had been ripped off in frustration and was no where to be found. Clown just didn’t care anymore! Something had to be done to stop Clown's friend WillieB and Washington's Juggernaut Greatest Show on Turf Offense. He made a plan to sacrifice it all for just a bit of defense. The plan was get a huge Strong Safety. That has to be the answer to stopping The Greatest Show on Turf!
2033 SEAHAWK DRAFT
1 - 9 (9) Seattle * Jaire Alexander CB Western Michigan
1 - 27 (27) Seattle * Minkah Fitzpatrick S Virginia Tech
2 - 28 (60) Seattle * Rashaan Gaulden S Catawba
4 - 28 (124) Seattle * Marcell Ateman WR Tennessee
5 - 27 (155) Seattle * Da'Sean Downey DE San Diego State
7 - 22 (214) Seattle * Adam Breneman TE Notre Dame
OFFENSE
OFFENSE QB

GERHARDT turned down a 5yr deal worth $70.65 million, later signing a 83.55 deal.
He will be a Hawk for a long long time. Perhaps a Future HOFer.
Ali-Ali Akbar has settled into the backup role without being tested, Clown hopes to find some competition for the QB-2 but we have not located that player, so Akbar is it
OFFENSE RB
David Cote the huge back 222 lbs has plowed his way to 4657yds over 4years.
Back up backs are by committee with really no one making his presence known quite yet.
OFFENSE TE
Griffith and Yeung both inking long term deals insuring the TE pos. will remain strong for years to come. With the larger Yeung getting the bulk of the playing time, receptions and TD’s.
OFFENSE WR
LOTS OF GREAT TALENT...adding a extra one in the 2033 draft. Marcell Ateman.
OFFENSE LINE
The Off.line is being rebuilt brick by brick adding a future OT and C, last year and a future G this year. Always worried about Cohesion, Clown has continued to pay more than the usual attention to this department.
DEFENSE
DEFENSE LINE

Titus Logan still thinks he has gas in the tank but the Hawks did not renew a contract for the 2x World Champion DE from years gone by. He was drafted 1(31) 11years ago, some would call his fall, the scapegoat for the past losses to the Redskins due to his lack of production.
Clown was asked how he planned on replacing the 2 time AllPro and his answer was well, what we would say is unprintable, and something about Making the Seahawks great again!
DEFENSE LINEBACKERS
Broderick “Clark”Griswold, (159 tackles over 2yrs)made his way from New Orleans via the movie Vacation as he made his way back from Walley World where he held out using a bee bee gun on Clown for Ransom. To get “Mo Money” He screamed, “Show me the money and added Rod {Tidwel} got paid after scoring a TD vs Dallas and getting his Ass Knocked out, I plan on knocking out Clown, some players, maybe fellow Hawks …wait and see”!
Clark Griswold, that was Jerry Maguire, played by Tom Cruise, it was fiction, a movie.
It looks like Clown has totally ignored the Linebacker core this could become a huge problem soon, now, immediately, alert!
DEFENSE BACKS
The big plan made at high altitude did not come to fruition. Popcorn Butter is no longer on his shirt and his tie is back on: Clown found some nice Defense back jewels in the 2033 draft.
Jaire Alexander is the future of the team. Much is expected from this combine skipping CB. Does he have enough talent to make some noise? To right the Clown Ship? Clown gave up 2 future first round selection for #31. Could this be the mistake that ruins Clowns Capn Jack Sparrow’s Pirate Ship?
Only Time Will Tell!
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Five mentions in one write up! ;) Time for us to step on...I mean ahem, let's get ready for the season!
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Signing some guys I wasn't going to. Have to keep this rolling two more seasons.
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